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pardonmewhileipanic:

When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

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